Seriously. I am SOOOO excited for the release of the iPhone! The closer the day comes, the more details are released... I am going to be one happy Ryan that day!!
... Because, well. .. I like to make fun of people. And this is going to be almost too easy. The hype is unbelievable for this poser phone. But when I ask those people that think it's going to be the best thing since sliced bread why they think it, they just stare at you and say silly things like, 'movies, web, ... user interface'. Zombies and Lemmings, all of them. They want it because they think it'll make them 'cool'
Watch for a good rant about how hard my current phone WTFPWNs the iPhud when it's finally released. In the meantime, get a blast from the past of Wootious hate for the iPhone here.
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