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Wipe Less, Save The World!

"I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming,"

"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting." -source

HAHAHAHA Sheryl Crow is a complete and utter Idiot. Seriously, these lame celebs will say anything to 'feel important' and make it look like they care. Like using less paper of any sort, much less the kind that helps keep up your hygiene will do anything against the bigger LEGIT reasons for global warming.

She's just the average Hollywood poser. Yet you'll hear ppl say things like 'Hey, at least she's trying to do something about it'. No, she's just propagating ignorance like most of the 'Green' ppl celebs.

I've mentioned it before, the SUN and water surface area is the biggest reason, COWs being the largest source of greenhouse gas, now pine trees are another source for 'Global Warming'. ooooh, but no. It's TOILET PAPER! (this coming from someone who travels around in three tractor trailers, four buses, and six cars. source)

Sheryl, you are a n00b.

 

 
 

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--poop jokes are funny--

me: I'm blogging on toilet paper for lunch
TP and global warming

geo: lol
you scanning it in putting it on the interwebs saying how "green" you are?

me: lololooolol dude that's a good one

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Published Apr 23 2007, 11:42 AM by Ryan
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Comments

 

Phr0st said:

hahahahahah Sheryl Crow doesnt wipe!

April 23, 2007 12:13 PM
 

Epic said:

Maybe she should roll her doobies in something besides paper.    Maybe she could stop giving her money to terrorism (Stupid anti-drug commercial reference)

I call HYPOCRIT.

April 24, 2007 5:54 AM
 

bl00k said:

ewwww, crusty butt.

Haven't you heard her solution to single handedly stop teh global warmings?

"I'm gonna soak up the sun." (stupid song reference)

See? Pop stars have all the answers.

April 24, 2007 4:06 PM
 

Wooties! said:

Seriously. I haven't slept for like, .. Months. And it's all because of YOU. Yes, YOU. ( WSJ , started

August 13, 2007 2:25 PM
 

Wooties! said:

It's Blog Action Day .. A day where bloggers are all supposed to unite and blog about statistically insignificant

October 15, 2007 1:08 PM

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